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September 2007 Meet Reports


June 10th - Stanage Edge - Heather Brooke

Members: Colin Maddison, Mark Ashley, Zoe Talks, Martin Heaton, Trish Cranston, Dave Dillon, Ken Beetham, Roger Dyke, Dave Wylie, Cathy Gordon, Joe Flynn.

Guests: Ian Dinning, Clare Bailey, James Hoyle, Kasia Hoyle, Gary Cook, Kirsten Mundt, Richard Yorke, Alex Vidouris, Roisen Maddison and Alex Heaton.

Well the sun was out and everything seemed like it was going to plan (although I arrived late). Unfortunately I hadn't counted on the midges descending on Stanage Edge and eating everyone alive. Even with the midges, everyone was keen to climb with many of the classics in the area having multiple ascends during the course of the day including Heaven Crack, Martello Buttress and Martello Cracks. After several routes and multiple midge bites later I boldly left the crag in search of ice cream, leaving braver KMCers to battle on against the midges.


June 23rd/24th - Ullswater meet - Virginia Castick

Members: Virginia Castick, John Castick, Joanne Castick, Jim Gregson, Sandy Gregson, Lester Payne, Graham Harkness, Sue Harkness, Michelle Harvie, Mark Garrod, Frank Williams, Margaret Williams. Guests: James Hoyle, Kasia Hoyle.

Following the success of Michelle's Welsh Freeze last year, I decided a Lake District version was called for and so the 'Lakes Farce' was born. After many changes of plan, including some made as we walked, the final route had three swims totalling 1000m and 11 miles of walking taking us 10 hours.

Despite the gloomy weather forecast, Saturday was merely cloudy and, by the time we got there, the tops were clear. The sun even came out at the finish.

We set off from the campsite in Glenridding, after waiting a short while for Mark and Michelle. By the time we got to Red Tarn, Michelle was in the water having taken a different route to the tarn. We noted that she was in a wetsuit and realised the water must be freezing and so it was. I was still gasping for breath when Joanne and I got out after just a few minutes swimming. Frank and Margaret departed back to Glenridding at this point to help John blow up his rubber boat for the final swim. Hastily back into clothes, we all shot off up Swirral Edge at a fast pace; the swimmers to get warm from the icy tarn and the supporters to get warm from their noble wait in the mist and wind. My legs wouldn't stop aching on the way up and I was glad of a rest on the top of Helvellyn. Whilst eating lunch Dave Lygate appeared with a group of friends - bad timing Dave - he was conned by Michelle into swimming at Grisedale Tarn, our next objective. Having nicely warmed up with a pleasant stroll across Nethermost Pike and Dollywaggon Pike, it was revolting to put on a cold and soggy wetsuit. The water didn't feel quite as cold as Red Tarn or maybe we were getting used to it by then.

Michelle and Dave Lygate swam without wetsuits; Michelle because she's brave and Dave because he had no choice.

After Grisedale Tarn the party split into two. Some went over Fairfield, the longer route, and others including the meet leader went over St. Sunday Crag. We descended over Gavel Pike to Deepdale Bridge and then across the main road to follow the valley path to Side Farm. We were lucky that the cafe was still open and after several restorative cups of tea, Joanne and I were ready for the final swim. Jim and Sandy accompanied us to the lake edge after we had left a note for the rest of the walkers who hadn't arrived at this point. (They missed the note and walked back to Glenridding thus missing the final boat ride or swim). The lake water felt positively tropical after the cold tarns and the swim across the lake back to the pier at Glenridding was easy. It was nice to have an accompanying boat to fend off other shipping. Sandy looked a little apprehensive about this part of the journey but Captain John reminded her there were no icebergs or polar bears here. As we emerged from the water at the other side the second group arrived so John took Michelle back across the lake for her final swim which she completed very quickly.

After a cup of tea, the party dispersed. Some went home and others stayed for what turned out to be a poor day on Sunday. I had a great weekend and thanks to all the bag carriers and supporters. A special thanks to Michelle and Joanne for doing all the swimming with me - where next?


June 30th/July 1st - Northern Kinder Edges - James Richardson

The kinder meet was rained off. I went for a walk around the southern edge on the Friday evening before the rain arrived - the southern edge was still green in sheltered spots. I drove over the snake pass on Saturday and confirmed that it would be very miserable on the top of Kinder. (Definitely not an entry for the Golden Biro award, could do better. Ed)


July 7th/8th - Langdale - Joe Flynn

Members. Joe Flynn, John Dobson, Lester Payne, Chris Thicket, Sandy Gregson, Jim Gregson, Duncan Lee, Vicky Alderton, Rob Clark, Roger Daly, Gavin Anderson,

Guests. Kirsten Mundt, Richard Yorke.

The advance guard arrived at the Hut on Thursday to secure the KMC booking which had not been quite confirmed and entailed a few last minute negotiations with Sue the Hut warden. But all went well. By Friday evening most of the rest had arrived and a very pleasant evening was had in the Stickle Barn accompanied by the serenading of the local travelling bard.

Saturday morning Gavin arrived from Ohio with a bang. Much to Jim's chagrin. Gavin always did liven things up. But I will leave that story for the insurance companies.

The sun was not shinning but Kirsten was. With her optimism and beaming smile even the old slouchers ventured out for a stroll around the Langdale Pikes. A classic route was followed by the early party - Stickle Tarn, Jacks Rake, Lunch in the rain, Harrison Stickle (can anyone explain to me and our overseas colleague what a Stickle is), Pike o Stickle, Angle Tarn and for the meet leader and John - Rosset Gill and the Pub. For the younger and /or fitter, Bow Fell and the Band was the preferred route to the Pub. After sorting out a bit of insurance business Jim, Sandy and Gavin did a variation on the above walk. Chris Thicket was seen pursuing a veteran of the FRC in the direction of Pike O Biscoe. John Cox was in Langdale assisting runners doing the 'Bob Graham'. I met him on his return from Broad Stand. Cathy Devine and Jeremy Engineer were also spotted in Langdale.

The weather may have kept most off the rock on Saturday but not Duncan and Vicky. They attacked some wicked routes on Scout Crag. Overhanging, fist jamming Severes and V. Diffs with no protection. I checked them out on Sunday and they were well wicked!

Sunday was well named and hot, so most headed for the rock. Teams climbed on Scout Crag and White Gill. Fantastic climbing in a fantastic valley. John Dobson had to leave in the morning for a motor cycle lesson (about time after 30 years of faking it) and reported that by the time he got to Preston the skies opened and he got soaked and his lesson was cancelled. We encountered dark skies and very wet roads at Bolton and heard about the torrential rain that had covered most of Manchester that day. It is great to get away now and again.


July 21st/29th - Bregaglia - Duncan Lee

Members present: Vicky Alderton, Duncan Lee, Dave Bone, Tony Major, Pete Walker, Pete Schofield, Roger Mapleson, Bridget Mapleson, Sabina Cosulich, Sheena Hendrie, Rob Allen, Christine Beeston, Dave Dillon, Trish Cranston, Al Metelko, Andy Grantham and Jo Farrington.

Guests present: Owen Mapleson, Carys Mapleson, Lucy Bell, Ben Richardson and Steve Bowker. (The Brits had taken over)

How long is a piece of string? Or in this case a meet. Does the meet start when the meet leader gets there or when the designated date in the handbook is reached? So are those lucky souls already there having fun in the sun on the meet yet or not? We (Vicky and I) on the other hand are sat in a traffic jam on the M6 in the pouring rain having just witnessed a spectacular crash that virtually guarantees that we will miss the ferry.

...We missed the ferry!!

Thankfully the very nice people at Norfolk Line let us onto the next ferry free of charge so we managed to make it to the campsite in Vicosoprano late on Saturday afternoon as promised, and as expected the meet was already in full swing. In fact, satisfied folk such as Rob and Christine were already down off the hill sipping a well earned cold beer having done the fine SE Arête of Piz dal Pal Tower. Sabina and Sheena had practised their fancy footwork on the Albigna Slabs and Wavey was still trying to explain how he had lost one of the windows from his car in a bizarre strimming accident in Belgium! He assures me that JC was not involved.

Sunday
An early morning storm cancelled everyone's plans for going up the hill but provided us all with a good excuse to play at making shelters. It is amazing how inventive folk can be with a couple of tarpaulins, an assortment of walking poles and a ball of string. It kept us amused for hours before a trip into Chiavenna to stock up with supplies. After that some people fried on the black rock of Sasso del Drago whilst others rolled into the campsite. Sheena (aka Su chef) provided the evening's entertainment by failing to juggle the tomato based Wop Slop. (Tony and I arrived from a week in Goshenen via some too hot to touch slabs. Ed.)

Monday
Bridget savouring slab nastiness in the Albigna cirque Fine weather saw everyone out and about with most people taking the ride up the cable car to the Albigna Dam and its surrounding peaks. Piz Dal Pal Tower once again took people's interest with Sabina and Sheena doing the SE Arête whilst Pete S, Vicky and I did Piccolo which shared the previous routes fine airy finish up the arête. Once back at the base of the climb we were joined by the Maplesons for a spot of slab nastiness whilst a marmot scolded us all and Pete W snapped next years winning rock action shot. His words not mine. (Tony and I after food shopping spent the day being bemused by the grades at Sasso Bianco, Chiavenna. Features on route - grade good, no Features - grade bad)

As we all headed back down towards the valley Wavey and Trish were heading in the opposite direction to do the aforementioned SW Arête before finding a nice spot to bivi just as the rain arrived. Mind you it was worse at the campsite, Bowks had arrived.

Tuesday
As the overnight rain continued Sheena declared that "I'd rather go for a walk than go shopping." A statement that resulted in a stunned silence from all but as it happens she did both. In fact walking was one of the main themes of the day. The longest and most arduous effort was by Al and Andy who flogged up Piz Cam in order to acclimatise. A fine effort. Others took things at a more leisurely pace strolling around in the valley whilst others crossed over into Italy and went cragging (superb limestone in the hills N of Lecco). Our hardy Alpinists (aka Wavey and Trish) on the other hand were undeterred by a damp night and squelched their way up the South Flank of Spazzacaldeira before returning to the valley.

Wednesday
Wall to wall sunshine saw virtually everyone heading up to the Albigna Dam and disappearing off to various peaks in the cirque. Dave and Tony visited the Bio Pillar and climbed Snoopy, which they declared to be an excellent meaty little number on a fantastic bit of granite (but tricky to find). The classic Modern Times on Punta Albigna saw a mass ascent by Sabina, Sheena, Rob and Christine whilst Andy and Al ascended the South Ridge of Piz Balzet.

Duncan on Via Felici, Spazzacaldeira. The fine little pointy peak of Spazzacaldeira also saw lots of KMC ascents with the two Peters being the first to reach the summit via the South Flank. Vicky and Bridget did the excellent NE Ridge with the Nigg Variation but there was no variation in Bridget language once gripped. Lots of "technical climbing terms" were muttered and shouted. Steve and I were also on the crag having been beaten to our original goal by the flying, frigging Fritz brothers. Instead we headed off up the adjacent Dente per Dente from which we had an excellent view of the numerous flying demonstrations from our Germanic counterparts. Soon however they were far below as we continued up the NE Ridge/Nigg to reach the spectacular pinnacles of Il Dente and La Fiamma both of which just had to be climbed on the way past. It would have been rude not too.

Unbeknown to us at the time it also reduced the length of time we had to queue for the cable car down courtesy of a modern day Julie Andrews who had thoughtlessly walked dozens of children up the hill! As a result some folk waited hours whilst other lucky souls who would have had to walk down jumped onto cars hours after it should all have been shut down for the night. The cable car operator must have a good overtime deal because he was still smiling at the end of this ordeal.

Thursday
Yet again the weather was fine and once again a Mapleson was out on the hill. Today was Roger's turn to play out, so as most folk went valley cragging or walking, six of us headed back up to the Albigna cirque where we all ended up climbing on Spazzacaldeira. Mind you, Roger and I had first slogged up to The Tortoise, only to find a team of four in situ doing a fine impression of the aforementioned creature. Thus we followed Dave and Tony up the superb Lasciami-Li after an hour and a half's walking that saw us climbing all of five minutes from the telepherique terminus. Noon saw the four of us sat on the terrace at the top of the route so with so much of the day left we decided to continue up the underrated SE Ridge to the summit and the irresistible slender and highly photogenic Fiamma which we all ascended. Roger even got brave enough to stand up on the top.

Sabina and Sheena delighted in the exposure of the classic NE Ridge whilst all this was going on.

Friday
Once again the weather was set fair and once again Spazzacaldeira was a popular venue with Rob and Christine doing the NE Ridge whilst Al and Andy ascended the Nigg. Dave and Tony, who had better luck with the crowds, reported that the 14 pitch Tortoise was great fun (The Line goes nowhere but the climbing is good all the same). Vicky and I did the superb Kasper Pillar on Piz Frachiccio, a climb that deserves all the superlatives that the guidebooks lavish upon it.

Unfortunately the same could not be said of the SE Face of Roda Val della Neve which was the Swiss family Mapleson's chosen route. The crux of the retreat was explaining to the wailing children that it was a loose pile of rubble and completely unsuitable as their first Alp.

Sabina and Sheena headed to the Bondasca for a civilised walk, which saw them taking morning coffee at the Sciora hut and an afternoon beverage at the Sasc Fura as they completed an enjoyable circuit of the valley.

Others walked and climbed in the Val Bregaglia but alas Wavey and Trish headed home. The first to head in that direction but Jo arrived as a replacement.

Saturday
Yet another sunny morning saw Rob and Christine heading home as Lucy and Ben arrived as reinforcements. Dave and Tony were off early once more to make the most of their last day by climbing the varied 9 pitch Spidi on Piz Balzet (And a different telepherique operator!). The Maplesons were also back out on the hill with the day's goal being to take the kids on a glacier. Before reaching said glacier, however, Owen and Carys rebelled and were subsequently marched up Piz Dal Pal for their troubles and thus bagged their first Alp. Unfortunately it still wasn't "a proper mountain" according to Carys. The rest of us were far more sloth with our only activity being a visit to a vicious little crag at Morteratsch. Nice view, shame about the crag was the general consensus but the harsh grades provided much amusement and bemusement and the fine vista of the Bernina compensated for the cliffs inadequacies.

Sunday
The last day of the meet (certainly as far as writing this meet report is concerned) saw yet more folk heading homewards whilst others went valley cragging. In fact only 4 of us headed off up the hill. Lucy and Ben had a good explore of the Albigna area whilst Vicky and I toiled off up the Bondasca to bivi on nice soft grass just below the Sciora hut. We then spent a civilised evening enjoying the magnificent views whilst savouring a bottle of Grumello and contemplating the meet which I think has been a success. Twenty two people on a meet virtually a thousand miles from Manchester! It has helped to restore my faith in the club's future. Thanks to everyone who came.


August 4th/5th - Lakes Wild Camp/Climb - Roger Daley

As meet leader I believe its important to provide encouragement and support to expedition members; so having established base camp in my executive apartment in Carlisle; it was good to hear an update from Richard. At 10 pm I got the call...

"We're approaching Dow Crag ... its very windy ... and starting to rain .... when do you expect to get here?" he enquired.

"As soon as ... just getting the BBQ together" ... I instinctively shouted down the phone.

"It may be the morning now".

The howling wind clattered against the window making it difficult to hear his reply, but I am certain they were words of gratitude for my careful planning.

Sipping on my whiskey I felt content that my plan was coming together. From the window I could see, heavy curtains of rain sweeping across the fells. I looked to Annie; " I only wish I was with them; but I knew in my heart of hearts that our work here would be critical to the expedition.

Saturday morning the weather was indeed foul. Annie and I having to drink tea and eat cake in Coniston whilst we waited for a break in the weather. At 12 am our prayers were answered with blue sky and a warm sun; one could have been forgiven for thinking it was summer. By early afternoon Annie, myself and Heckler, approached Dow. Dave and Richard were half way up some classic route; whilst Katie, Trish and Wavey were undertaking some serious tea making.

Activities involved setting up tents; drinking tea, preparing the BBQ and sniffing sheep dung; the latter being mainly done by Heckler. Dave and Richard returned around 5pm; triumphant with a successful ascent.

The weather had taken a turn for the worst; the rain hammered down and the wind picked up; so as meet leader I decided to light the BBQ; on the menu : fish kebabs, pineapple, goat cheese salad, burgers and sausages complimented with a box of wine. For the two hours we battled against the elements...the charcoal spitting with disgust at being brought to such a god forsaken place.

The conditions forced people to retire early to their tents; with the exception of Wavey who had decided that it was the perfect night for Bivying!

Sunday morning, and more bad weather... though as Richard said " Never had he been so wet and miserable and yet had so much fun". Thanks for all those mad enough to attend ...the only question now is where do we go for Extreme BBQ 2008?

Attendees: Dave Bish, Katie, Trish Cranston, Wavey, Richard Yorke, Annie Pettifer, Heckler (Springer Spaniel), Roger Daley.


August 11th/12th - Cratcliffe Tor & Chatsworth Edge - Dave Dillon

Present at some point: Al Metelko, Dave Dillon, Dave Wylie, Kate Sparks, Rob Allen, Trish Cranston, Trudie Young, Chris Williams, Richard and Mary, Pete, Chris(tine), Chris.

Recommended equipment: Umbrella, ear plug, spectacles, tweed.

Cratcliffe Tor showered with dappled sunlight, edging through the trees was the playground for Saturday. An old black and white photo appearing in one of the guides indicated that perhaps three feet of ground was, and still is, missing from the start of some of the routes.

The grades of those raised routes haven't been altered by later guide-book writers, they presumably assuming the current population has developed an extra three feet of reach in the meantime. Oddly, most of the other climbs where erosion was less evident were given more elevated grades.

Anyway, the assembled parties swarmed over whatever took their fancy.The acoustics of the place lend itself to semi-isolation in each of its stony folds, though for miles further down the valley I imagine you could hear exactly what was going on, even if it made no sense. However, in one's own little bay all that intruded were the gentle squeals of delight from some neighbouring acoustic megaphone. An advance party that went to inspect the Druid Inn were never seen again. When the main troupe arrived, they were rebutted by Guardian wielding punters who'd bagged all the grub. Probably wasn't much of a loss as inside it looked like the pub below Helvelyn, gone all posh and up market.

Headed over to the Robin Hood Inn, next to the Eric Byne camp site. Here, we tanked up on needed resources until the dark arrived. The evening accommodation was a choice of the camp site, the CC hut and the back seat of a car. The camp site was in many ways better than the Swiss camp site at Vicosoprano, it being flatter, not as crowded with brits, no worries about paying for hot water as there wasn't any, no annoying roasting sun in the mornings, nominal camp site fees personally collected whilst in the comfort of ones own bedding. A gentle stroll to crags in many directions. The list goes on.

Chatsworth Edge dappled with showers of something light, dodging in the trees became the adventure for Sunday. Steeling oneself against the sirens in the Robin Hood Inn offering coffee and debauchery, the Sunday melee set off. Rain during the night, seemingly light at the camp site, appeared to have swept the foot bridge aside, leaving a teetery crossing to the crag.

The rock, presumably used to years of rain, was dry in no time. Epics commenced on the Emperor Buttress and later at Death Rattle Buttress. The sun enticed leaders to stay on top and so entice others to have a crack at theirs. Lunch was hauled up and munched on the Emperor buttress summit amongst the greenery.

A final trip back to the Robin Hood for another sample of fine ale in the sunshine.

Thanks to all for coming along and exploring these entertaining crags. And he means ALL?

"Last weekend my friend Mary and I joined Dave Dillon's meet in the Peak. We had been invited along by an acquaintance of Mary who wasn't on the meet. We were both appreciative of the way two complete strangers were welcomed and accepted. We had a really good weekend." (Good work, this is the way to get new members. Ed.)


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